“You submitted a hostage situation”
“I don’t understand why my grade was so low. How did I do on my research paper?”
“Actually, you didn’t turn in a research paper. You submitted a large, awkward, random assemblage of sentences. In fact, the sentences you apparently kidnapped in the dead of night and forced into this violent and arbitrary plan of yours clearly seemed to be placed on the pages against their will. Reading your paper was like watching unfamiliar, uncomfortable people interact at a cocktail party that no one wanted to attend in the first place. You didn’t submit a research paper. You submitted a hostage situation.”
i’m starting to reach that point of scifi inebriation again where the thought that i’m actually confined to a single planet is really weird to me
thank you Benedict! big help!
Really? I thought they were changing the name of the show to John
the amount of sass in this fandom is inspiring
if the villains won
This is a terrible post.
The painting of Gaston and Belle in the background is what got me.
WHEREDOTHEYSELLTHOSE?! I need them so bad. This is absolutely perfect.
They sell them at Target
This is a fantastic idea.
Raging pharmacology boner.
Bonus points for being single chemical pills.
you should check out their website! http://www.helpineedhelp.com
If you think that packaging is brill, wait until you see the site.
This company is a marketer’s wet dream.
That website is fantastic. Seriously, click on it and check out the whole site. Best waste of time EVER.
someone has waited their entire life to put that title to use and if he is not promoted immediately i am calling the l.a. times and complaining
I love the show How I Met Your Mother, and I love melted crayon art. So, I decided to combine them.(:
this is amazing
holy @#^% omg this is so perfect!