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© everlark

imakegoodlifechoices:

tweeker-hybrid:

“You submitted a hostage situation”

“I don’t understand why my grade was so low. How did I do on my research paper?”
“Actually, you didn’t turn in a research paper. You submitted a large, awkward, random assemblage of sentences. In fact, the sentences you apparently kidnapped in the dead of night and forced into this violent and arbitrary plan of yours clearly seemed to be placed on the pages against their will. Reading your paper was like watching unfamiliar, uncomfortable people interact at a cocktail party that no one wanted to attend in the first place. You didn’t submit a research paper. You submitted a hostage situation.”

imakegoodlifechoices:

tweeker-hybrid:

“You submitted a hostage situation”

“I don’t understand why my grade was so low. How did I do on my research paper?”


“Actually, you didn’t turn in a research paper. You submitted a large, awkward, random assemblage of sentences. In fact, the sentences you apparently kidnapped in the dead of night and forced into this violent and arbitrary plan of yours clearly seemed to be placed on the pages against their will. Reading your paper was like watching unfamiliar, uncomfortable people interact at a cocktail party that no one wanted to attend in the first place. You didn’t submit a research paper. You submitted a hostage situation.”

#the sass

shitroughdrafts:

Fast & Furious 6, by Chris Morgan. 2013.

shitroughdrafts:

Fast & Furious 6, by Chris Morgan. 2013.



I left Abnegation,
I left Abnegation,

#divergent

toidarian:

i’m starting to reach that point of scifi inebriation again where the thought that i’m actually confined to a single planet is really weird to me


doctorwho:

“Men on Waves”

#fidelityruns #doctor who

#doctor who #doctor:11 #river song

“Can you give us any hints about Sherlock?” 

deeperstateofmind:

waitfortheawesomeness:

dudeufugly:

imageimagethank you Benedict! big help!

Really? I thought they were changing the name of the show to John

image

the amount of sass in this fandom is inspiring

#sherlock

iwishenglandwouldgetaheadache:

rosalarian:

appleznbananaz:

addisuns:

if the villains won

This is a terrible post.

Creepily wonderful

The painting of Gaston and Belle in the background is what got me.

#disney

splendidcolor:

jordyngryphon:

theguilteaparty:

bookerdewitt:

pamplemoose:

angelphile:

hiddlesbatchlove:

best marketing

A+

10/10

would recommend

WHEREDOTHEYSELLTHOSE?! I need them so bad. This is absolutely perfect.

They sell them at Target

This is a fantastic idea.

Raging pharmacology boner.

Bonus points for being single chemical pills.

you should check out their website! http://www.helpineedhelp.com

If you think that packaging is brill, wait until you see the site.

This company is a marketer’s wet dream.

That website is fantastic. Seriously, click on it and check out the whole site. Best waste of time EVER.


#taylor swift #(:

chudobs:

someone has waited their entire life to put that title to use and if he is not promoted immediately i am calling the l.a. times and complaining

chudobs:

someone has waited their entire life to put that title to use and if he is not promoted immediately i am calling the l.a. times and complaining


howimetyoureffingmother:

howibloggedyourmother:

jillina-marie:

I love the show How I Met Your Mother, and I love melted crayon art. So, I decided to combine them.(:

this is amazing

holy @#^% omg this is so perfect!

howimetyoureffingmother:

howibloggedyourmother:

jillina-marie:

I love the show How I Met Your Mother, and I love melted crayon art. So, I decided to combine them.(:

this is amazing

holy @#^% omg this is so perfect!

#himym #fanart